Tell a Compelling Story, Dammit

Colin Lee for Medium:

I have learned that people decide what they think based upon narratives. A good story always has better results than merely listing out facts. Every good narrative has both characters and a plot.

Edward Snowden has been releasing shreds of a story without characters while his opponents have created a complete narrative about his personal ambitions. All that government officials must do is to blunt his message is to weaken his credibility.

I was six years old and excitedly dumping out my orange jack-o’-lantern-shaped bucket — nearly overflowing with candy — onto the beige carpet of our living room floor. It had been a successful night of trick-or-treating and I greedily counted the candy with my eyes. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups and Baby Ruths played the part of crisp $100 and $50 bills and my lowly pocket change consisted of Smarties, Necco Waffers, and the single travel-sized tube of Crest toothpaste.

My mother sat next to me, also eyeing the candy carefully but with very different thoughts running through her mind. One by one, she slowly ran her fingers across each fun-sized piece of candy. She eyed the left and right ends inspected the seam that ran along the side. She was looking for a sign; searching for a piece of evidence to show that things might not be exactly as they seem.

Unbeknownst to the younger me, a story had made its way through the elementary school, running rampant from parent to parent like a wildfire. It was transmitted through whispers and tangled corded wall phones while we played within viewing distance but just out of ear’s reach. The child of a friend of a friend spent last Halloween in the emergency room, mouth and throat cut to shreds by a razor blade hidden inside an innocent fun-sized Snickers bar.

My mom continued examining my stockpile in our brightly lit living room, thoughts of razors and other sharp objects on her mind while I waited patiently to choose my allotted two pieces — three if I asked nicely — before changing out of my Ninja Turtle costume and into my pajamas. My mom had always said to never take candy from a stranger but there was something different this year. The lesson stuck differently.

There’s a reason why Edward Snowden currently appears to be on a journey plucked straight out of a Robert Ludlum novel. It’s the same reason that John McAfee was able to escape the authorities by publishing carefully calculated posts on his blog. It’s why the organization Wikileaks and the person Julian Assange are practically interchangeable. It takes a compelling story to get people to care. It takes a story to get people to remember.

It’s not enough to leak a document. It’s all about the story. Telling a good story is not about manipulation, it’s about releasing something into the world that’s in the proper format. It’s about submitting your resume as a PDF rather than a plain text file.

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Permission

Buzzfeed‘s transcript of the Charlie Rose interview with Obama regarding the NSA leaks:

Charlie Rose: But has FISA court turned down any request?

Barack Obama: The — because — the — first of all, Charlie, the number of requests are surprisingly small… number one. Number two, folks don’t go with a query unless they’ve got a pretty good suspicion.

It’s kinda like, in super hero comic books, you’re never really scared when the protagonist is surrounded by bad guys because you know they’ll always survive.

Marco Arment Discussing The “Fertile Ground” of iOS 7

Marco Arment (formerly of Tumblr, Instapaper, and The Magazine) discussing iOS 7:

iOS 7 is different. It isn’t just a new skin: it introduces entirely new navigational and structural standards far beyond the extent of any previous UI changes. Existing apps can support iOS 7 fairly easily without looking broken, but they’ll look and feel ancient.

If there’s anyone whose opinions I trust in matters such as this, it’s his. Sounds like it could be time for a fresh round of mobile apps and ideas.

ABC News Reports on my Magnet Implant

Liz Neporent, writing for ABC News:

As superpowers go, sensing the electromagnet waves given off by a microwave or computer may not be quite as impressive as flying or a cloak of invisibility but it is a power that is literally within anyone’s grasp. All it takes is a magnet implant in your fingertip.

It’s so great to see a mainstream article about my magnet implant that doesn’t just go for shock value. It was also a pleasant surprise to see the tweet from Tim Ferriss linking to my piece on Gizmodo!

High Stakes Negotiating With Steve Jobs

Zachary M. Seward writing for Quartz, emphasis mine:

On Tuesday, a day before the iPad announcement, HarperCollins agreed to Apple’s terms. The publisher’s ebooks were included in the iBookstore unveiled on January 27 along with new tablet, more than 100 million of which have now been sold.

As part of the US government’s price-fixing lawsuit against Apple, numerous emails have been released as part of the prosecution’s case. Regardless of who you feel is the “bad guy” in this e-book debacle (coughcoughAmazoncoughcough), these emails are an amazing look into the brilliant negotiating tactics of Jobs when the stakes are high and it’s just hours before the launch of the first iPad.

The entire piece is worth a read. Seriously.

Google: Building Great Things That Already Exist

John Gruber, discussing Larry Page’s inspiring anti-“us versus some other company” speech, where he implores people to just focus on “building great that don’t exist”:

Google fans seem to eat this kumbaya stuff up, to really believe it. But Google is the company that built Android after the iPhone, Google Plus after Facebook, and now a subscription music service after Spotify. They entered the RSS reader market, wiped it out, and are now just walking away from it. Gmail? Webmail but better.

The examples go on and on.

The problem is that Google tries to make great things that don’t exist, but it just can’t hack it. Google isn’t a product company, as much as it wants to be. The only product that Page could be referencing in this statement is Project Glass, but it’s still way too early to call that a “great” product. Maybe Google puts the Nexus Q into the same category, but I don’t think there is a single person that would apply the word great to that dead-on-arrival product.

This year’s I/O event seems like a complete non-event. Imagine the press if Apple did something similar at its developer conference.

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