{"id":637,"date":"2011-02-03T21:24:49","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T02:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/?p=637"},"modified":"2011-02-03T21:24:49","modified_gmt":"2011-02-04T02:24:49","slug":"twelve-is-the-new-thirteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/2011\/02\/03\/twelve-is-the-new-thirteen","title":{"rendered":"Twelve is the New Thirteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"638\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/2011\/02\/03\/twelve-is-the-new-thirteen\/elevator-buttons\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/elevator-buttons.jpg?fit=1280%2C960&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,960\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 3GS&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1296736660&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.85&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;640&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"elevator-buttons\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/elevator-buttons.jpg?fit=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/elevator-buttons.jpg?fit=522%2C392&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-638\" title=\"elevator-buttons\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/elevator-buttons-1024x768.jpg?resize=522%2C391\" alt=\"Elevator Buttons\" width=\"522\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/elevator-buttons.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/elevator-buttons.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/elevator-buttons.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 522px) 100vw, 522px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Since when did buildings in New York stop making floor twelve in favor of floor thirteen? Who are they trying to fool? We all know that if you&#8217;re on the thirteen floor you&#8217;re <em>really <\/em>on the cursed\u00a0twelfth. If you jump out the window, you&#8217;re not going to hit the ground\u00a0any later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since when did buildings in New York stop making floor twelve in favor of floor thirteen? Who are they trying to fool?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":638,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[484,485,486],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/elevator-buttons.jpg?fit=1280%2C960&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p123kB-ah","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":643,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions\/643"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iamdann.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}